Before I Croak…

image1Each week Stasha picks one lucky Blogita to choose the topic for her Monday Listicles.  Now, I’m not usually one to deviate off topic, but this week I’m going to pull a Chick and do a little something different.
Since I already did a Halloween related post last week (I thought it might be a bit redundant), I’ve decided to list several things I wanna do before I kick the bucket.
Although, you’ll find quite a few items on my bucket list kinda fall right in line with the whole Halloween theme anyway because I warped… Apparently!Now I realize I’m late… again! I know! But yesterday was Halloween, so lay off!!
Not to mention it took nearly a day to even write this with all the cross checking my facts and finding images worthy enough to convey the awesomeness of my bucket list.
So without further ado…


A Week Full Of Funk, Pants On The Ground, Shit & Skulls!

I’ve kinda been in a bloggy lull this past week.  I could only muster up the energy for one… yes, that right – ONE blog post all week long! AND I’ve barely had a pulse on Twitter.
I am in a Funk – with a capital F!  And when I’ve crash landed in Funkville, I just have to take a step back; otherwise I’ll drive myself right into Crazytown and no one who has to exist with me wants that!
I have been around here-n-there, but for the most part I’ve just been trying to play catch up along with doing my part in reading the other blogs I’ve linked up with over at Freefringes lovelinks, Stasha’s Monday Listicles, and Cookie’s Chronicles Best of Blogosphere.

BITB Livin It Up High School Style!


I wanna thank my all my super cool lovelinks Blogitas for including me the BITB fun!  I had a blast!! And if I do say so myself… that is one cool button!! ;^)

I also wanna thank Stasha for generously opening up her Monday Listicles to us BITBs so that we could all share laugh, stories, and have fun!  I am so excited to be talking about “the good ol’ days”.  I have so many great memories from high school; and I can’t wait to share my top 10 hs memories with you; but first lets get this party started with my favorite formal hs pic!


Ha!  Gotcha!!  That’s not really me… though how awesome would it have been if it were?!  I’d have that bitch framed and proudly displayed to this day if it were!  I just looove the colorful backdrop with the beautiful Christmas tree and presents strategically placed for dramatic effect.  Simply Stunning!


Batshit Crazy With A Side Of Stupid.

So take a gander at this douche!
This is Judge William Adams; and unless you’ve been living under a rock you know that his adult daughter, Hillary Adams, posted this video on YouTube a couple of years ago of him and his wife beating the Holy Living SHIT out her back in 2004 when she was just 16 years old.

WARNING: It’s VERY disturbing so be prepared to be utterly mortified!

Real nice, huh?!  All over her illegally downloading video games and music onto her computer.  Really??
I mean what teenager wasn’t doing that back in 2004??  I’m not saying it was right; but did it really deserve a beat down of epic proportions?? I personally can’t think of anything that would justify THIS!


2 Funnies & A Flip-Out!


I’ll start with the flip-out… As you may already know {if you happened to see my tweet this morning} my kids and I were viciously attacked this morning by a swarm of killer mosquitoes… or that’s how we acted anyway.

It all started like this…

Rushing out of the house because, you know, we’re always running late. I mean God forbid I make Buddy tardy – don’t want Hitler, oops… I meant his teacher to scold me again with a snarky little note. {And the Super Mom Award goes to….Not Me!! – #3}

As we’re flooding out into the garage, with me doing my typical chant – “common guys hurry, hurry, hurry… Buddy you can’t take your chocolate milk to school, put it back in the fridge. Sissy… walk away from Dora, get in the car!” No sooner than we all piled out there… Shit a brick! F*cing Mosquitoes Everywhere!!

I mean There. Were. Hundreds! Swarming everywhere in my garage; and unfortunately for me {or I should say the kids} I left the windows down in my car last night so they were all in there too! It was seriously like the mother of all mosquitoes shit her nest right in the middle of my car!