Category : mommy

This Is Where All The Magic Happens…

I finally drug my sick lazy bum off my couch in order to write this post so I could link up with Jennifer over at Just Jennifer for her “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” link up.


Upon first reading the title of her link up… for a second there… I thought freaky Jen might be talking about our dirty bits or something (I’m sure that wasn’t her intent at all in choosing that title); but then I quickly realized she was just referencing the place we all plant ourselves to get our bloggy on.

I wish I had some place amazing to show off that would explain the inspiration behind my bloggy genius.  You know, like this…


Actually, on second thought… you were probably envisioning some place a little more like this weren’t you…


Shnazy Cool Holiday Fun – Round 3


Greetings All!  I don’t know about you, but I’ve been running around like a freaking crazy person!
December is already a busy month; but it doesn’t help when for the past two weeks I’ve been scouring the ends of the earth for a bunch of stupid dollhouse accessories that I swear I’m beginning to question even exist.

How many of you are aware of this…


It’s the Fisher-Price Loving Family Dollhouse! And it’s become that excruciating holiday dagger in my side!

Long story short – I’m the dumb-asses who didn’t do my research and insist on ordering the fully furnished one, two weeks ago when it was available EVERYWHERE!!


Thanksgiving *Superstar* In The House!

Untitled-2Thanksgiving for our family for the past 8 years has looked like this: Thanksgiving Day, we go to my families.

Just my immediate family: My Mom, Dad, Sister & her Husband (along with way too many dogs); but my extended family always gets together out at my parents house the Friday after Thanksgiving for a fun filled day of food, games (The Family Thanksgiving Olympics), bonfires, etc.

We’re always missing it though, because we are usually headed to Disney World with my in-laws.
See, to say my kids have been spoiled in how many times they’ve gotten to experience the magical world of Disney would be an understatement.

My son, Buddy: who’s 6 (7 at the end of next month) has been to Disney world 6 times. And my daughter, Sissy: who’s 5 has been there 6 times.  I guess those are the perks of having a Grandma and Grandpa who are Disney Vacation Club Members.


Shnazy Cool Holiday Fun – Round 1

girl The Holiday Season is one of my favorite times of the year. And though the other 11 months of the year I may be less than a Rock Star Mom when it comes to consistently entertaining my kids with fun crafty clever activities; there’s something about the Christmas season that causes me to morph into a Domestic Goddess on crack! {Minus the laundry, dishes, ironing, housework crap}

Anyway… for the next 4 weeks I’m going to post 3 Shnazy Cool Holiday Fun ideas (mostly easy) you can do with your kids for a total of 12 super cool ideas!

My first fun crafty idea comes from a blogger I’m not very familiar with; but I came across this super cute ornament idea on Pinterest and it reminded me of an ornament we made for the grandparents last Christmas from the kids and I liked it so I’m sharing it with all of you.  The Blogitas name is Mandy.  Her blog is called A Sorta Fairytale.  (more…)

Before I Croak…

image1Each week Stasha picks one lucky Blogita to choose the topic for her Monday Listicles.  Now, I’m not usually one to deviate off topic, but this week I’m going to pull a Chick and do a little something different.
Since I already did a Halloween related post last week (I thought it might be a bit redundant), I’ve decided to list several things I wanna do before I kick the bucket.
Although, you’ll find quite a few items on my bucket list kinda fall right in line with the whole Halloween theme anyway because I warped… Apparently!Now I realize I’m late… again! I know! But yesterday was Halloween, so lay off!!
Not to mention it took nearly a day to even write this with all the cross checking my facts and finding images worthy enough to convey the awesomeness of my bucket list.
So without further ado…


A Week Full Of Funk, Pants On The Ground, Shit & Skulls!

I’ve kinda been in a bloggy lull this past week.  I could only muster up the energy for one… yes, that right – ONE blog post all week long! AND I’ve barely had a pulse on Twitter.
I am in a Funk – with a capital F!  And when I’ve crash landed in Funkville, I just have to take a step back; otherwise I’ll drive myself right into Crazytown and no one who has to exist with me wants that!
I have been around here-n-there, but for the most part I’ve just been trying to play catch up along with doing my part in reading the other blogs I’ve linked up with over at Freefringes lovelinks, Stasha’s Monday Listicles, and Cookie’s Chronicles Best of Blogosphere.

BITB Livin It Up High School Style!


I wanna thank my all my super cool lovelinks Blogitas for including me the BITB fun!  I had a blast!! And if I do say so myself… that is one cool button!! ;^)

I also wanna thank Stasha for generously opening up her Monday Listicles to us BITBs so that we could all share laugh, stories, and have fun!  I am so excited to be talking about “the good ol’ days”.  I have so many great memories from high school; and I can’t wait to share my top 10 hs memories with you; but first lets get this party started with my favorite formal hs pic!


Ha!  Gotcha!!  That’s not really me… though how awesome would it have been if it were?!  I’d have that bitch framed and proudly displayed to this day if it were!  I just looove the colorful backdrop with the beautiful Christmas tree and presents strategically placed for dramatic effect.  Simply Stunning!


Batshit Crazy With A Side Of Stupid.

So take a gander at this douche!
This is Judge William Adams; and unless you’ve been living under a rock you know that his adult daughter, Hillary Adams, posted this video on YouTube a couple of years ago of him and his wife beating the Holy Living SHIT out her back in 2004 when she was just 16 years old.

WARNING: It’s VERY disturbing so be prepared to be utterly mortified!

Real nice, huh?!  All over her illegally downloading video games and music onto her computer.  Really??
I mean what teenager wasn’t doing that back in 2004??  I’m not saying it was right; but did it really deserve a beat down of epic proportions?? I personally can’t think of anything that would justify THIS!


2 Funnies & A Flip-Out!


I’ll start with the flip-out… As you may already know {if you happened to see my tweet this morning} my kids and I were viciously attacked this morning by a swarm of killer mosquitoes… or that’s how we acted anyway.

It all started like this…

Rushing out of the house because, you know, we’re always running late. I mean God forbid I make Buddy tardy – don’t want Hitler, oops… I meant his teacher to scold me again with a snarky little note. {And the Super Mom Award goes to….Not Me!! – #3}

As we’re flooding out into the garage, with me doing my typical chant – “common guys hurry, hurry, hurry… Buddy you can’t take your chocolate milk to school, put it back in the fridge. Sissy… walk away from Dora, get in the car!” No sooner than we all piled out there… Shit a brick! F*cing Mosquitoes Everywhere!!

I mean There. Were. Hundreds! Swarming everywhere in my garage; and unfortunately for me {or I should say the kids} I left the windows down in my car last night so they were all in there too! It was seriously like the mother of all mosquitoes shit her nest right in the middle of my car!