Wow, today has been hectic and I’ve not even been at work. Last night I went to bed fairly early because I had some sorting out to do with the bank. Why? Because I’m an idiot. I managed to pay my monthly credit card bill twice for some reason and normally I wouldn’t care, because hey, that balance needs to be cleared. But it’s June people. I don’t have the money to be paying for things twice right now – places to go, people to see. So being the idiot that I am, I grovelled to the bank and they told me to ring back first thing today to get the second payment recalled. And this is why I went to bed early last night, so I could be up at 9 am to beg the bank for my money back. After 2 minutes on the phone the cash was back in my account. OK, well that was easy.
My husband is one of the pickiest adult eaters I have ever met. The list of things he doesn’t eat is longer than the list of things he does and there are many foods that he refuses to touch despite the fact that they have never passed his lips before, ever.
Simply put, Dave likes his starches. Pasta, rice, crusty Italian bread, potatoes, pizza…and I don’t blame him, but he doesn’t balance those starches out with anything else. He’s a meat n’ potatoes but hold the veggies kinda guy. He does eat a select few vegetables and watching him eat them is almost comical: he eats them first, very quickly, in order to get them over with so he can throw himself into the meat and the starches, those sweet, sweet succulent starches.
It’s almost January. Sorry, let me repeat. It’s almost January. How did this happen exactly? I’m completely flabbergasted (yes, I just used that word) as to how we’ve managed to speed through 12 months of the year without blinking. As I sit down and write this I’m trying to think of what has happened this year, if it’s changed me, if I’ll remember it in a few years time. Has this year has a significant impact on my life? It definitely had, so let’s take a closer look.
- In January I realized that I needed to get my ass into gear with regards to my secondary education. I was sick of leaving assignments until the last minute, and getting incredibly stressed out about it. Did it happen? Did I change my ways? Well, I managed to swing a placement at a local GED facility which I soon realized was a complete and utter disappointment – and I eventually got to follow an online GED program provided by a website named MyCareerTools. I managed to get better organized and they made learning fun again. Great course, actually one of the best choices I’ve made this year!
… the bloggy closet that is!
In the short time I’ve been a resident of the blogosphere I started to find myself (generally speaking, but not always) becoming more drawn to the bloggers I could attach a face to. For me, it just adds a level of personalization; therefore, easier to make a connection with. It’s always nice to put a face with a name; or in bloggyland, a face with an alias, or a title, or whatever.
So with that being said, I’ve decided to slightly expose myself. Whoa whoa whoa… simmer down home slice. Let’s not get too excited here. I just meant I’m going to allow you to see the face behind this sassy little Mommy2¢ blog.
I don’t think you all appreciate how big of a deal this is for me. I’m about 97.8% sure I probably have a couple of stalkers out there somewhere in the world. That’s the kinda stuff you can come to expect when you live an average everyday life in the mid-west. Can you say – walking target?!
Have you ever had one of those dreams that were so real you woke up the next morning and it ruined your whole day? …Or maybe just part of the day?
Well, this morning I woke up one pissed off wife thanks to an all too vivid dream I had last night. Logically, I know it was just a dream… hell, I didn’t even know the slut… but it was so real, that I actually woke up with a pit in my stomach. I couldn’t even look at that cheatin bastard without wanting to roundhouse heel kick him right in the junk.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but I couldn’t help it. I was a woman scorned… by a dream! Oddly enough though, the fact that he cheated on me wasn’t even what really had my panties in a wad. No! It was the fact that he chose that whore over me and the kids after I busted him. What a dick! And that’s the last thing I remember before I woke up.
My girl Jill, author of Mommy Inconsistent, was awesome enough to award me with this award…
I finally drug my sick lazy bum off my couch in order to write this post so I could link up with Jennifer over at Just Jennifer for her “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” link up.
Upon first reading the title of her link up… for a second there… I thought freaky Jen might be talking about our dirty bits or something (I’m sure that wasn’t her intent at all in choosing that title); but then I quickly realized she was just referencing the place we all plant ourselves to get our bloggy on.
I wish I had some place amazing to show off that would explain the inspiration behind my bloggy genius. You know, like this…
Actually, on second thought… you were probably envisioning some place a little more like this weren’t you…
Either way, my bloggy spot… unfortunately… is pretty boring. It’s not even as cool as the toilet aquarium. Nope! It’s just my kitchen.
Yup… my boring ol kitchen. That’s where all the magic happens. Notice that big cup of water I have sitting on the left of my computer. That’s my attempt at tricking forcing myself into drinking water each day.
Okay, blogyville… this is an inane week for me. Jamie from Chosen Chaos and I have a linky going on called Ghosts of Blogging Past and it’s a Parrrtaayyy! People are really having fun it with it and we’re over the top excited about it!
I had no clue how much time and commitment was involved with hosting a link up; so a MAJOR SUPER SIZED shout-out to both Erica (for hosting the awesome weekly Lovelinks) and Stasha (for hosting the always fun Monday Listicles)! Ladies – I have a whole new respect for what you do for us each and every week! You guys rock!
But to top off the madness of this week (link up, wrapping gifts, trying to remember to feed my kids and do laundry so we have cloths to wear); I busted our Elf, Frank, being a dirty little man! I started to suspect something was up a couple weeks ago when I started to randomly find him in or around Barbie’s dollhouse; and I know I didn’t put him there. And the kids were in school, so I know they didn’t put him there. So, to make sure I wasn’t going crazy I reached out to an old friend to do a little snooping for me when I’m not home…
Greetings All! I don’t know about you, but I’ve been running around like a freaking crazy person!
December is already a busy month; but it doesn’t help when for the past two weeks I’ve been scouring the ends of the earth for a bunch of stupid dollhouse accessories that I swear I’m beginning to question even exist.
How many of you are aware of this…
It’s the Fisher-Price Loving Family Dollhouse! And it’s become that excruciating holiday dagger in my side!
Long story short – I’m the dumb-asses who didn’t do my research and insist on ordering the fully furnished one, two weeks ago when it was available EVERYWHERE!!
Okay.. I’ll elaborate cuz I know you’re dying to know. Two weeks ago my mother-n-law called me asking for ideas for Sissy. Sissy had seen this dollhouse in a magazine and flipped over it. So I emailed my m-n-l two links for it — One for a completely furnished house (which in hindsight would have been the far best choice); and one for just the house.The m-n-l bought the cheaper of the two (the unfurnished one) and at the time I thought BFD! it might be fun to choose between the different room designs to furnish the house… right?! Well… NOT SO MUCH!!
Sorry I’ve been a big fat slacker on my blog recently. Life has a way of kicking you right in the ass from time to time; and right now is one of those times for me.
Buddy’s been under the weather for about 3 weeks now – which hasn’t exactly been helping out with his behavior issues at school – which also has me frustrated beyond belief – And to top it off; 3 nights ago, whatever bug he’s been flirting around with decided to rage into full destructo-mode. So unfortunately for Buddy (and everyone else in the house), sleep has been hard to come by. Combine all that with a few extra lbs and WTF zits on my face and I’m in one hot funk of an emotional mess right now.
Buddy getting sick comes as no surprise though as this is the usual time of year the shit storm begins. To put it mildly… winters straight up suck balls in our house! Unfortunately, Buddy’s health has always been problematic ever since he was a baby. Two years ago, he had pneumonia seven times… yes, you heard me right… SEVEN mf’n times! And two out of the seven required him to be admitted into the hospital. I don’t remember, but I’m pretty sure we didn’t sleep AT ALL from about December thru late April that year.